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Wednesday, March 25, 2015

The Sayings of Confucius

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Confucius Say... It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Say... A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius Say... It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Confucius Say... Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.

Confucius Say... Man who mix Viagra and Laxette, doesn’t know if he's coming or going.

Confucius Say... A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius Say... Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.

Confucius Say... Viagra is like Disneyland...a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Confucius Say... It is much better to want the mate you do not have, than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say... A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.
                                                                        

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