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Monday, May 13, 2013

The Two-Striped Telamonia Spider - A Hoax!

Recycled email hoax warns of the Two-Striped Telamonia spider (Telamonia dimidiata), purportedly a poisonous specimen from Indonesia that hides under toilet seats and is responsible for the deaths of five people in N. Florida.

Description: Internet hoax 
Circulating since: Oct. 2002 (this version) 
Status: False (see details below)

Example #1:
Email contributed by Roger C., July 20, 2004:
FW: a spider bite (please read) this could save ur life 

And you thought the brown recluse was bad!!! 


Three women in North Florida turned up at hospitals over a 5-day period, all with the same symptoms. Fever, chills, and vomiting, followed by muscular collapse, paralysis, and finally, death. There were no outward signs of trauma. Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood. 


These women did not know each other, and seemed to have nothing in common. It was discovered, however, that they had all visited the same Restaurant (Olive Garden) within days of their deaths. The health department descended on the restaurant, shutting it down. The food, water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail. 


The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms... She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her check. She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the restroom. That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove out to the restaurant, went into the restroom, and lifted the toilet seat. 


Under the seat, out of normal view, was a small spider. The spider was captured and brought back to the lab, where it was determined to be the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata), so named because of its reddened flesh color. This spider's venom is extremely toxic, but can take several days to take effect. They live in cold, dark, damp climates, and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere... 


Several days later a lawyer from Jacksonville showed up at a hospital emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on business, had taken a flight from Indonesia, changing planes in Singapore, before returning home. He did not visit (Olive Garden), while there. He did, as did all of the other victims, have what was determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock. 


Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in India. The Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an immediate inspection of the toilets of all flights from India, and discovered the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata) spider's nests on 4 different planes! 


It is now believed that these spiders can be anywhere in the country. 


So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders. It can save your life! 


And please pass this on to everyone you care about.
Example #2:
Email contributed by Brandy, Oct. 23, 2002:
Subject: FW: Spider warning 

WARNING: From the University of North Florida 


An article by Dr. Beverly Clark, in the Journal of the United Medical Association (JUMA), the mystery behind a recent spate of deaths has been solved. If you haven't already heard about it in the news, here is what happened. 


Three women in North Florida, turned up at hospitals over a 5-day period, all with the same symptoms. Fever, chills, and vomiting, followed by muscular collapse, paralysis, and finally, death. There were no outward signs of trauma. Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood. These women did not know each other, and seemed to have nothing in common. 


It was discovered, however, that they had all visited the same restaurant (Olive Garden) within days of their deaths. The health department descended on the restaurant, shutting it down. The food, water,and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail. 


The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms. She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her check. She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the restroom. 


That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove out to the restaurant, went into the restroom, and lifted the toilet seat. Under the seat, out of normal view, was a small spider. The spider was captured and brought back to the lab, where it was determined to be the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata), so named because of its reddened flesh color. This spider's venom is extremely toxic, but can take several days to take effect. They live in cold, dark, damp, climates, and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere. 


Several days later a lawyer from Jacksonville showed up at a hospital emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on business, had taken a flight from Indonesia, changing planes in Singapore, before returning home. He did not visit(Olive Garden), while there. He did, as did all of the other victims, have what was determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock. 


Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in India. The Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an immediate inspection of the toilets of all flights from India, and discovered the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata) spider's nests on 4 different planes! It is now believed that these spiders can be anywhere in the country. So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders. 


It can save your life! And please pass this on to everyone you care about
Analysis: Good grief! When we first encountered this proven hoax back in 1999, the forwarded message warned of a dubious pest called Arachnius gluteus (literally, "butt spider"). Written with satirical intent, the text contained so many clues to its own falsity that most readers instantly recognized it as bunk.

Now some anonymous person has rewritten the thing, crammed it full of authentic-sounding details — including the name of an actual arachnid species, the Two-Striped Telamonia — while leaving fewer tongue-in-cheek clues to tip off the reader, effectively reviving an all-but-dead Internet hoax.
Despite revisions, text is still mostly false

The facts are still the facts. There's no "Dr. Beverly Clark" to be found in any database of real physicians, nor a "Journal of the United Medical Association" among legitimate scientific publications, nor has anyone reported a spate of inexplicable deaths in North Florida.

There is, to be sure, an Olive Garden restaurant chain with locations in North Florida, but no mysterious fatalities have been reported at any of those, either.
Telamonia dimidiata

What's new in more recent variants of the hoax is a description of an actual species of spider known as the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata). According to entomologists, it's a jumping spider native to parts of Asia, but I have yet to find any authoritative sources confirming that its venom is deadly to humans. Quite the opposite, in fact. 

Given that its natural habitat is the rain forest — a damp but not particularly cold and dark environment — it seems unlikely that a genus like the Two-Striped Telamonia would find the undersides of porcelain toilet rims a hospitable place to dwell.

See also: Attack of the Butt Spider

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