Little Susie was not the best student in her religious education periods at catholic school. Usually she slept through her classes.
One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
"Tell me Susie, who created the universe ?"
When Susie didn't stir little Johnny, her good friend who was sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty !" shouted Susie.
The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class . . . . .
Some time later the Nun asked Susie, "Who is our Lord and Saviour ?"
Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
"Jesus Christ ! ! !" shouted Susie.
The Nun once again said, "Very good", and Susie went right back asleep.
Later the Nun asked her a third question . . ."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child ?"
Again Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me just one more time, I'll break it in half !"
The nun fainted.
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