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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Before TIME, there was “The Philippines: an Aquino makeover on the road to the Presidency (HuffingtonPost.com 2009)”

The Inquirer.NET and ABS-CBN were quick to cite the recent TIME Article on Noynoy Aquino it is the farthest thing from the truth. As fellow AP author Ilda, wrote – the picture that TIME painted was not good. and tried to present it as a subtle endorsement by the international community when it is the farthest thing from the truth. As fellow AP author Ilda, wrote – the picture that TIME painted was not good.

In the recent “Holy Week” in the Philippines, ABS-CBN came up with a series about Cory Aquino. Jeez. It is a pathetic lame attempt to generate a sympathy bandwagon for the Cojuangco-Aquino franchise. Lamer still are the retards and morons suckered by the media company owned by Aquino crony – the Lopezes.

Oftentimes, I wonder whether the executives of ABS-CBN are downright Machiavellian media executives worthy of the Medal of Joseph Goebbels – Nazi Propaganda Minister, OR Geny Lopez likes to staff his media conglomerate with retarded sycophants who excel in coming up with WORLD-CLASS TRASH that turns Filipinos into WORLD CLASS LOSERS.

Even before the TIME.COM article came out, Virginia Moncrieff, international correspondent of the HuffingtonPost.com was pretty much saying the same thing.

The Philippines has not yet recovered from its official mourning period for former President Corazon Aquino, the “mother of democracy,” who died last month. Monsoonal waves of love are still washing over her family. There has been near hysteric pressure on her only son, Senator Benigno ‘Noy Noy’ Aquino III to make a tilt for the presidency in next year’s elections. “Yes Yes! Noy Noy!” screamed one local newspaper headline.

On Wednesday Noy Noy announced he would “continue the legacy” of his mother and stand in 2010. He trotted out the usual candidate cliches at his announcement. “I want to make democracy work not only for the rich and the well connected but for everyone,” he said.

Noy Noy’s sister, TV personality Kris, has elected herself as enforcer of her rather dorky brother’s makeover. She’s encouraging him to use hair regrowth treatment, get a bit hipper in the wardrobe department and has warned any woman interested in her 49-year-old unmarried brother that she will be a total “monster sister-in-law”.

Despite the handicap of a sister who hasn’t quite mastered the art of appropriate public utterances, the family name will come in handy for Noy Noy because, despite ten years in national politics, there’s not much to indicate what he actually stands for. Several young voters I spoke to said they hope he spends the time between now and the election showing what his values are, because quite frankly, they have no idea what he represents.

Although there is one thing. Noy Noy supports the controversial Human Reproductive Health Bill which allows Filipinos access to information on family planning. The Catholic Church — which could be considered an influential wing of the government in the Philippines — has been apoplectic about the bill and is using strong arm tactics on national politicians to elicit a ‘no’ vote.

Noy Noy’s support for the bill may deliver him some of the youth and progressive vote but next year’s polls are wide open. As well as the journeyman politicians, the usual array of novelty candidates will most likely stand. There is talk of local hero and world champion boxer Manny Pacquaio standing though his appeal is limited (“You have to be joking!” say my middle class friends). Also in the ring, Joseph “Erap” Estrada — the discredited former president and film actor (a dreadful ham even by the Philippines movie industry’s low standards). Estrada is currently attracting strong popular support despite having being found guilty in a court of law, of the rather Cromwellian sounding charge of ‘plunder.’

(President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo who is badly out of public favor, will step down from the premiership in June and is not eligible to stand for election again).

Can Noy Noy continue to ride on the genuine love felt for his mother (while at the same time recognizing her limitations) through to the May elections, or create a new and electable persona of his own?

The votes won’t be in for another eight months. By then Kris Aquino may have made over her brother, who this week took his first steps into claiming what he sees as his family’s dynastic destiny.

Destiny or Political Opportunism?

All this talk about destiny reminds me of the Star Wars scene where Darth Vader asks Luke to join the dark side.

But, where Luke had the good sense to refuse, Noynoy Aquino succumbed to the dark side. Indeed, the oligarch-centric politics that has made the Philippines the surreal hell hole that it is Noynoy’s destiny. Destiny? The dude can’t even wear his clothes right!

What part of this sentence do Pinoys not understand? -

On Wednesday Noy Noy announced he would “continue the legacy” of his mother and stand in 2010. He trotted out the usual candidate cliches at his announcement. “I want to make democracy work not only for the rich and the well connected but for everyone,” he said.

A Destiny of Missed Opportunities

What messages will go over the head of Da Pinoy this time around? We Pinoys missed the message of Newsweek, we missed the message of Time, we missed the message of Huffington Post, we missed the message of Adam Carolla, we missed the message of Chip Tsao, we missed the message of Alec Baldwin – we also missed the prosperity that has come to the ASEAN, except the Philippines.

An impending Aquino victory sends the message that the Philippines will be in for another round of missed opportunities – and this time around, the abnoyistas have no one else to blame but themselves. Though, the track record of abnoyistas when it comes to thinking does not mean much given that Noynoy’s eight bills in three years is performance enough for these sorry bunch of people who dare call themselves Filipinos.

We Pinoys are so kind to a fault, that even if we are being fried in our own lard, we make sure to compliment the chef. Can you imagine the Jews in Auschwitz voting for Adolf Hitler? Now you can, just watch the Filipinos put the candidates who can be categorized as – do nothing, stole everything, and will steal everything – into the presidency, frakking idiots!

About: Bong:
A self-described "mutt" having ancestors of diverse origins - Maranao, Ilonggo, Butuanon, and Ilocano. Born and raised in Southern Mindanao's Davao City, now living in the East Coast's Sunshine State.

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